Are you tired of living in a world filled with idiots? Well, thanks to the geniuses of Sleephinker, now you can join the masses and permanently reduce your IQ with the MinusIQ pill, which at the end, will make you a much happier person.
Here’s what Cornelius Grouppe, the neurologist and senior research chemist behind the idea, have to say about the pill: “Why should I consider lowering my IQ, you might ask? Because life is easier and the world is a much happier place when you’re dumb.” Grouppe goes on saying that the lowering your IQ to 70 will get the best results, as you’ll still be to tie your shoelaces and write an average rap song.
The benefits of taking MinusIQ are evident 24h after taking the first pill as self-awareness, decency, lack of confidence and the felling of fear simply cease to exist, and soon afterwards, activities you would otherwise avoid such as drunk driving and setting your flatulence on fire will become highly enjoyable.
The side effects of taking MinusIQ will, to a variety of extent includes, disliking people of other races, and different sexual orientations, or in greater cases, disliking anyone who is basically different than you, but that’s not going to be much of a problem because your lower-IQ self will now be part of the majority, Grouppe goes on saying, “The world’s a much brighter place when you’re not too bright for it.”
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